sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

earthdad:

growlethal:

in pompeii there is this brothel where there are paintings of sexual acts above the doors because people used to pick which ones they wanted like fast food but with prostitution

hello i’d like to purchase a McCummie

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

Why should we build our happiness on the opinons of others, when we can find it in our own hearts?
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, The Social Contract and Discourses (via quotes-shape-us)

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me