Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.
ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.
in pompeii there is this brothel where there are paintings of sexual acts above the doors because people used to pick which ones they wanted like fast food but with prostitution
hello i’d like to purchase a McCummie
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
this is what im on tumblr for
|—||Jean-Jacques Rousseau, The Social Contract and Discourses (via quotes-shape-us)|
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me